talk this way

the curious case of the american accent. fascinatin'

we thinks we does

at least to control the liquor the headline writer is drinking
h/t bad newspaper

FOC is back

new song written with help from kids

baskerville it is

It will take an investment of about 20 minutes, but it's worth it

got

"I wrote a book and it only took me 11 years. (Shut up, Stephen King.) You should probably go buy it right now, because it’s filled with awesomeness.  And cocaine.  But only if you hollow it out and fill it with your own cocaine.  I’m not buying you cocaine.  Because I love you. And that’s why you should buy my book.  Because I’m saving you from yourself.  And from cocaine. YOU’RE WELCOME."

yeah but in 30 minutes or less?

there, there rach, their editors might make mistakes, but they're never gonna own up to them.