would you like to buy a monkey?

shop-girl: I just work here. I’m not really allowed to make deals.
shop-girl: What did you have in mind?
me: Um…$10?
shop-girl: How about $7?
me: I think you don’t know how negotiations work.
shop-girl: Honestly, I don’t want to have to touch it to put it back on the shelf.
me: SOLD. No bag necessary.